2024 Mattituck Lions Strawberry Shortcake Contest

update June 19 Kylan Lee has a video

update June 16 Full results were posted this morning:

1st 23.75 Geoffrey Esper wins contest 3rd year in a row
2nd 20.5 James Webb
3rd 16 Sean “The Mouth” Yeager
4th 14.5 Darrien “Cheesecurd” Thomas
5th 14 George Chiger
6th 12.5 Eric “Badlands” Booker
7th 12.33 Max Stanford
8th 11 Kylan Lee
9th 10 Radim Dvoracek
10th 9.25 Josh “The Goat” Krady
11th 8 Peter Ritter
12th 6 Crazy Legs Conti

Top 4 results from the strawberry festival’s facebook video (8 minutes)
1 Geoff Esper 23.75 pounds
2 James Webb 20.5
3 Sean Yeager 16
4 Darrien Thomas 14.5

James Webb is doing a livestream of this afternoon’s strawberry shortcake in Mattituck, NY.

update The livestream was terminated just before results were announced.

Comments (9)

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  1. Anonymous said

    June 16, 2024 @ 5:24 am

    Darrien “Dirty Messy Eater” Thomas found out what he can’t “scrap” his way to victory.

  2. Anonymous said

    June 16, 2024 @ 1:11 pm

    Congrats to Geoff for setting a new world record and solid numbers for 2nd-4th. Sean moving up the ranks too at the eating table! @OJ what are we thinking for wild card numbers this year ?

  3. Anonymous said

    June 16, 2024 @ 1:18 pm

    I don’t think Darrien ate particularly messy at this contest. I saw others eaters’ spots that appeared to have more debris than he did. Also, all eaters will likely agree that this is one of the messiest contests in MLE. Just because of the food and how it is presented to eaters (bowls that are difficult to get 100% clean).

  4. Anonymous said

    June 16, 2024 @ 3:23 pm

    Note how George Shea was more optimistic about the Chestnut situation than the fire & brimstone kind of stuff we got in the press releases.
    I guess “our way or the highway” doesn’t exactly fit the mood of a strawberry festival though.

  5. ojrifkin said (Registered July 27, 2005)

    June 16, 2024 @ 9:42 pm

    The men’s wild card standings are
    48 Nick Wehry
    32.5 George Chiger
    30 William Lyon
    28 Kylan Lee

    Jocelyn Walker is the women’s wild card leader with 10. I can’t list anymore until I know the genders of the single names.

  6. Anonymous said

    June 17, 2024 @ 8:05 am

    Thanks OJ on the wild card standings update. There have been a few International byes so will be interesting to see how many wild card spots are available this year. Noticed that MLE is bringing more International eaters to the table even without competing. Thinking 30 might be the number to hit for wild card also dependent on the DC qualifier this weekend

  7. Anonymous said

    June 17, 2024 @ 11:42 am

    Why wasn’t Tanner here? Does he still have a chance to be named rookie of the year?

  8. Anonymous said

    June 17, 2024 @ 3:13 pm

    @1142am it’s possible but also Sean Yeager has a strong case now for rookie of the year based on his performance at Donuts and strawberry shortcake. Tanner might be getting ready for the qualifier in DC this weekend.

  9. pukenut said

    June 17, 2024 @ 9:28 pm

    mle really likes to pad these numbers…..

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