2026 Mass Hole Donuts

Results of today’s Mass Hole’s Marathon Donut Eating World Championship in Medford, MA (10 minutes) can be found on Instagram.

1st 100.5 Pat “Deep Dish” Bertoletti
2nd 99 Nick Wehry
3rd 94 Geoffrey Esper
4th 75 Cameron Meade
5th 60 Derek Hendrickson
6th 50 Jerome Burns
7th 47 Tanner Gray
8th 35 Matthew Stefanilo
9th 26.25 Crazy Legs Conti
10th 18 Cherish “Five Pounds” Brown
11th 13 Rene Rovtar

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  1. anonymous said

    April 19, 2026 @ 2:44 am

    Pat has never been the same since his ex maria edible dumped him got married and had a baby so he had no choice but to make a comeback

  2. Anonymous said

    April 19, 2026 @ 5:34 am

    Looks like Esper is starting to show signs of slipping. Maybe he forgot his Inzer shirt for the competition. Did anyone see him in Scott Eats latest Pizza video? AWKWARD! Yup, old baseball cap protecting from showing his bald noodle. Embrace it Geoff! And, of course the Inzer tshirt? A google search and they are some sort of powerlifting supplier. Now that isn’t weird! Anywho, congrats to Mohawk Wehry on second place although we always wonder if he cheated aka another plate gate. I see Derek Hendrickson is back in to the mix. Why would he travel all the way to MA from Vegas given he knows he can’t compete for the top spot. Maybe he wants to just burn money? He’s back on YouTube with a massive 925 views. Whatever happened to his new consistent posting of videos? Look who just popped up into my feed! Nela Zisser! Wow. For all you delusional YouTube BUMS out there thinking the market isn’t totally F**Cked…go on her channel and look at her current views. Go to the oldest video filter and take a look from oldest back to today and see how she’s fallen off over the years views wise. She seemed to have disappeared for awhile. She looks better. Maybe she has better control of her anorexia now!? Oh my! Golden gold digger Cherish 1 oz Brown was there!!! Where was James Web? Maybe he’s busy counting all his money with Kate from their new clothing company?

  3. Anonymous said

    April 19, 2026 @ 10:09 am

    I hate that Nick did that “thing” at Nathan’s, but he is a damn good eater… like him or not.

  4. anonymous said

    April 19, 2026 @ 10:50 am

    I suggested in a previous comment that esper should invest in a twopay with hairclub for men From what i hear they have made signifigant progress in their hair systems as opposed to 15 or twenty years ago Back then their twopays became noticeable to the human eye after only 2 days on the scalp In 2026 its been upgraded to 7 or even as much as 10 days They also offer a 50 percent refund if you are not satisfied within a 30 day time frame

  5. Anonymous said

    April 19, 2026 @ 1:43 pm

    Well, Max went full delusional now in his latest video. He obviously had no career to begin with and in the video it looks fake. He’s also a brit and that market has been fully captured by beard. Good luck to him though. Pretty sure he’s in his 40s too?

  6. Anonymous said

    April 19, 2026 @ 3:52 pm

    2:44 am, that is ridiculous. Pat should be congratulated on his wins and also on his life outside of competitive eating. Just jealous.

  7. Anonymous said

    April 19, 2026 @ 4:30 pm

    Way to go, Cam!

  8. anonymous said

    April 19, 2026 @ 9:44 pm

    esper needs to either throw that musty hat in the trashcan or put it in the washing machine with tide extra

  9. anonymous said

    April 20, 2026 @ 3:59 am

    why didnt that sexpot prudence dibenidetto who competed in nathans finals with a solid 3 hot dogs and buns compete?

  10. anonymous said

    April 20, 2026 @ 4:20 am

    has anyone seen bob shit latest video 14lb burrito? of course he never fails anything One thing about stonie he limits his challenges to once a month and is not afraid to post a challenge he fails to complete which is rare Bob probably deletes them Bah bah bah bob why does he sing that stuoid song at the end of his videos? is that his way of taking the safe road instead of using copyright music? Hmmm Bob Hmmm? Hmmm?

  11. Anonymous said

    April 20, 2026 @ 12:02 pm

    @534 – you’re really sad

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