2026 Mass Hole Donuts
Results of today’s Mass Hole’s Marathon Donut Eating World Championship in Medford, MA (10 minutes) can be found on Instagram.
| 1st | 100.5 | Pat “Deep Dish” Bertoletti | |
| 2nd | 99 | Nick Wehry | |
| 3rd | 94 | Geoffrey Esper | |
| 4th | 75 | Cameron Meade | |
| 5th | 60 | Derek Hendrickson | |
| 6th | 50 | Jerome Burns | |
| 7th | 47 | Tanner Gray | |
| 8th | 35 | Matthew Stefanilo | |
| 9th | 26.25 | Crazy Legs Conti | |
| 10th | 18 | Cherish “Five Pounds” Brown | |
| 11th | 13 | Rene Rovtar |
anonymous said
April 19, 2026 @ 2:44 am
Pat has never been the same since his ex maria edible dumped him got married and had a baby so he had no choice but to make a comeback
Anonymous said
April 19, 2026 @ 5:34 am
Looks like Esper is starting to show signs of slipping. Maybe he forgot his Inzer shirt for the competition. Did anyone see him in Scott Eats latest Pizza video? AWKWARD! Yup, old baseball cap protecting from showing his bald noodle. Embrace it Geoff! And, of course the Inzer tshirt? A google search and they are some sort of powerlifting supplier. Now that isn’t weird! Anywho, congrats to Mohawk Wehry on second place although we always wonder if he cheated aka another plate gate. I see Derek Hendrickson is back in to the mix. Why would he travel all the way to MA from Vegas given he knows he can’t compete for the top spot. Maybe he wants to just burn money? He’s back on YouTube with a massive 925 views. Whatever happened to his new consistent posting of videos? Look who just popped up into my feed! Nela Zisser! Wow. For all you delusional YouTube BUMS out there thinking the market isn’t totally F**Cked…go on her channel and look at her current views. Go to the oldest video filter and take a look from oldest back to today and see how she’s fallen off over the years views wise. She seemed to have disappeared for awhile. She looks better. Maybe she has better control of her anorexia now!? Oh my! Golden gold digger Cherish 1 oz Brown was there!!! Where was James Web? Maybe he’s busy counting all his money with Kate from their new clothing company?
Anonymous said
April 19, 2026 @ 10:09 am
I hate that Nick did that “thing” at Nathan’s, but he is a damn good eater… like him or not.
anonymous said
April 19, 2026 @ 10:50 am
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Anonymous said
April 19, 2026 @ 1:43 pm
Well, Max went full delusional now in his latest video. He obviously had no career to begin with and in the video it looks fake. He’s also a brit and that market has been fully captured by beard. Good luck to him though. Pretty sure he’s in his 40s too?
Anonymous said
April 19, 2026 @ 3:52 pm
2:44 am, that is ridiculous. Pat should be congratulated on his wins and also on his life outside of competitive eating. Just jealous.
Anonymous said
April 19, 2026 @ 4:30 pm
Way to go, Cam!
anonymous said
April 19, 2026 @ 9:44 pm
esper needs to either throw that musty hat in the trashcan or put it in the washing machine with tide extra
anonymous said
April 20, 2026 @ 3:59 am
why didnt that sexpot prudence dibenidetto who competed in nathans finals with a solid 3 hot dogs and buns compete?
anonymous said
April 20, 2026 @ 4:20 am
has anyone seen bob shit latest video 14lb burrito? of course he never fails anything One thing about stonie he limits his challenges to once a month and is not afraid to post a challenge he fails to complete which is rare Bob probably deletes them Bah bah bah bob why does he sing that stuoid song at the end of his videos? is that his way of taking the safe road instead of using copyright music? Hmmm Bob Hmmm? Hmmm?
Anonymous said
April 20, 2026 @ 12:02 pm
@534 – you’re really sad
Anonymous said
April 20, 2026 @ 1:43 pm
12:02 – No he is really funny! HAHAHAHA! And, on point! Maybe the truth hurts?
Anonymous said
April 20, 2026 @ 9:10 pm
It’s obvious it’s Brain Ratkin aka Brain Sicken talking trash again never backing it up with his Disgusting Hoarder home living .Ass.
Anonymous said
April 21, 2026 @ 9:05 am
@1:43 – ummm nope. just sad.
anonymous said
April 21, 2026 @ 9:52 am
910 doubt it
Anonymous said
April 21, 2026 @ 9:54 am
Brian Seiken tells us stories, whether true or not, going back 15 to 20 years. He is always nasty, never says anything good about people. He is trying to insert himself as one of the best old school eaters and get our attention. Go back to poker.
anonymous said
April 21, 2026 @ 10:22 am
I was on sicken facebbok page in 2015 there was a pic of stonie competing against sudo in a contest He mentioned in the post that in 2014 sudo sent him a PM ” im joining everyone else thats just about had enough of you ” then blocked his ass LOL
anonymous said
April 21, 2026 @ 11:27 am
i doubt 5:34 is sicken i dont think hes familiar with the names posted from 534 534 just sounds like a sicken wanna be who wants to stay relevant with his stale sense of humor
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Anonymous said
April 21, 2026 @ 5:00 pm
Tanner Gray, you should have quit while you were ahead. There’s nothing good that will come out of being a very average MLE eater.
anonymous said
April 21, 2026 @ 5:02 pm
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anonymous said
April 22, 2026 @ 1:57 am
mle had a krysal burger circuit at one time Great sponsor they would let you take home as many burgers as you wanted
anonymous said
April 22, 2026 @ 6:54 pm
union nj? wouldnt be caught dead there one of the worst neighborhoods on this planet borderline newark
anonymous said
April 23, 2026 @ 11:44 am
forget train im driving white boys aint wanted in that neck of the woods All i need is walking in that neigborhood approached by some thugs while holding a sackful of krytals under my arms
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