Dan Kennedy faced off against Jordan Mailata and Cam Jurgens of the Philadelphia Eagles in an Uncrustables eating contest. Jason Kelce served as coach.

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  1. Anonymous said

    July 31, 2025 @ 5:57 am

    Everyone see the little clip advertising the new James Webb docupukeary that is coming? Looks like he’s going to reveal all about his puke regimen it appears. Someone commented and asked why his jaws are HUGE. For all the low IQ people here this is what’s going on:

    One side effect of frequent vomiting is the enlargement and swelling of the salivary glands, particularly the parotid glands located in front of the ears. This is sometimes referred to as “bulimia face” or “chipmunk cheeks”.

    Of course the swelling is going to ebb and flow over time depending on how much James is puking. Here is a good shot of it flaring up pretty good: https://ibb.co/MySMpKWG

  2. Anonymous said

    July 31, 2025 @ 11:06 am

    5:57 – Why not just post your hate comment on the thread actually dedicated to the J Webby documentary?

    As for Dan Kennedy, that sounds like a cool opportunity if you’re an Eagles fan.

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