Geoff Esper, Nela Zisser added to MLE top 50

July 16, 2015 at 2:41 pm by ojrifkin · More posts about:Geoff Esper, Marcos Owens, Nela Zisser, Rankings

Stephanie Wu & Pablo Martinez noted that additional changes have been made to the MLE top 50 (the top 10 remain unchanged):

added: Geoff Esper #11, Nela Zisser #22, Lesley Ryder #35,
removed: Ben Do #40, Nicole Rodriguez #49, Neil Sebree #50

update Marcos Owens has been removed; Ben Do remains (via comment)

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  1. anonymous said

    July 16, 2015 @ 3:34 pm

    And let us take a moment to acknowledge that the eating amoeba has been casually moved down to #49 until a few more bad eaters join up with the MLE. Talk about desperation. It is comparable to a seat filler.

  2. Anonymous said

    July 16, 2015 @ 3:39 pm

    #49, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  3. Anonymous said

    July 16, 2015 @ 4:04 pm

    #49
    It’s the final countdown!!! Ha!

  4. anonymous said

    July 16, 2015 @ 4:15 pm

    As stated before Seiken could give a rats ass about a ranking that means about as much to him as feces scraped off the pavement. But it seems to mean a hell of alot to one pathetic midget with a real bad hairpiece that resides in plainview LI.A ha ha ha ah ha ha ha

  5. anonymous said

    July 16, 2015 @ 4:19 pm

    I think everyone knows eaters ranked 34 -48 would be handily whooped in heads up competition by the 49 ranked eater. Just ask # 22

  6. anonymous said

    July 16, 2015 @ 4:20 pm

    Sorry meant ask #27

  7. Anonymous said

    July 16, 2015 @ 4:55 pm

    Marcos Owens has been removed as well.

  8. Anonymous said

    July 16, 2015 @ 7:05 pm

    Look
    Two eaters that live at home with mommy and have no goals in life are not advancing in the ranks. Shocker

  9. Anonymous said

    July 16, 2015 @ 7:25 pm

    I bet somebody is jealous of role reversal here

  10. anonymous said

    July 16, 2015 @ 7:42 pm

    5 comments of stupidity waiting for approval more than likely coming from the sunshine boys and their gay obsession with 49th ranked eater

  11. Verrazano Bridge Jumper Threat said

    July 16, 2015 @ 7:56 pm

    As long as there’s a healthy exodus of eaters from the rankings, Seiken will always have a home between 45 and 50.

  12. Anonymous said

    July 16, 2015 @ 8:22 pm

    I wonder if #49 still feels like a proud member of MLE or the old and washed up crusty old hack with a 1lb / 11 hotdog capacity clinging to a 15 year old bogus pickle title.

  13. WHAT! said

    July 16, 2015 @ 10:20 pm

    #49 isn’t “whooping” anybody.

  14. Anonymous said

    July 17, 2015 @ 12:29 am

    Slobkin would lose his mind or what’s left of it if he was ever dumped from the rankings he worships his ranking on a daily basis on his jelly looking knees and fat eye lids closed looking down at the roach cemetery he built next to his bed bug infested bed.

  15. anonymous said

    July 17, 2015 @ 12:30 am

    Oh yes he is 1020 oh yes he is because most of those widely inflated rankings are based on favoritism and not true eating ability

  16. Not US Male said

    July 17, 2015 @ 6:54 am

    49 has been whooped by every eater on this list

  17. Anonymous said

    July 17, 2015 @ 8:08 am

    Even Pistol Pete Miernicki, a guy who made 49kin crap his pants when he thought he would be placed next to him at a Nathan’s qualifier was ranked higher. You had to see Pathetickin beg George Shea to put him some place else.

  18. Anonymous said

    July 17, 2015 @ 8:13 am

    Inflated rankings are not based on favoritism but on participation. If Cheapkin wasn’t so stiff with his wallet and did a few more contests with the league that he’s supposed to be so proud to be part of he might one day make it to #40. Naturally, he will still place dead last.

  19. anonymous said

    July 17, 2015 @ 9:58 am

    Why is Shortstein so obsessed with Seiken and not women?

  20. anonymous said

    July 17, 2015 @ 10:14 am

    Aside from the top 17 and maybe less than a handful from #18 -49 such as Reeves Collins Butler Biller would have one hell of a struggle attempting to finish that Kibbutz Krap deli challenge in Cherry Hill NJ. Not sure about Oji true capacity until he competes more. Seiken came very close and thats a tell sign right there. As bad as that sandwich was , it separates the men from the little girls. Participation my ass!

  21. anonymous said

    July 17, 2015 @ 10:16 am

    Let me clarify aside from the top 17 and maybe less than a handful from 18-49 such as reeves collins butler and biller , the REST would have one hell of a struggle attempt to finish that Kibbutz Crap in Cherry Hill NJ

  22. anonymous said

    July 17, 2015 @ 10:51 am

    How sad can it be that one short horsefaced loser that never served a day in the armed forces yet has the audacity to work at the VA, sits back and stalks a middle aged competitive eater day in and day out realizing he made a huge mistake leaving the IFOCE because aside from his childrens comic books he has nothing else to live for

  23. Anonymous said

    July 17, 2015 @ 11:32 am

    No one asked how Blobkin’s July 4th was, George Foreman grill BBQ for 1 surrounded by the lovely roachettes.

  24. anonymous said

    July 17, 2015 @ 12:13 pm

    way better than yours obsessed shorstein. I guess BB alone with the wife and the two elderly handicapped co workers at the VA and lets not forget the imaginary friend with the boat all the while with one hand on the cheap cell phone logging into eatfeats to see if Blobkin was talking about him Ha ha ha ha

  25. random poster said

    July 17, 2015 @ 12:35 pm

    1016 i doubt anyone ranked 18-49 can finish it Take it from someone that completed it and i am not ranked by any organization

  26. anonymous said

    July 17, 2015 @ 1:10 pm

    I don’t believe Sicko came close to completing the Kibitz sandwich challenge. Let’s see video to prove it. Just like the Jakes challenge, NOTHING. Doesn’t want to embarrass himself I assume.

  27. US stale put money where mouth is said

    July 17, 2015 @ 1:14 pm

    $200,000 Guaranteed, $260 + $40 Almighty Stack (100K starting stack) No Limit tournament that also has four opening sessions split between July 19 and 20. Are you going ? Smelkin will be there

  28. anonymous said

    July 17, 2015 @ 1:20 pm

    Sicko came close and recorded a video but thought twice because whether he finished it or not the stupid hateful comments from pathetic Goldshit would have taken center stage so whats the point? Call the deli if you dont believe he came close . You probably will then make up story and report back here with just the opposite of what the deli owner told you/ Heres the Jake challenge again close but no cigar E for effort though
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwnD31k2FlY

  29. anonymous said

    July 17, 2015 @ 1:27 pm

    Wow 100k starting stack with $300 buy in ? Main Event only gives you 20k starting stack and the buy in is 10k

  30. Anonymous said

    July 17, 2015 @ 1:44 pm

    Maybe Lonelykin called his estranged sister for July 4th for a vegan cookout.

  31. leftovers said

    July 17, 2015 @ 1:53 pm

    just rank the top 10.

  32. Anonymous said

    July 17, 2015 @ 2:17 pm

    I love that video of bloated buffoon attempting the Jake’s challenge, especially the last minute when he is jamming wet pretzel into his pork pie face. Should have stayed home and save on the gas and tolls.

  33. anonymous said

    July 17, 2015 @ 3:07 pm

    Big deal 100k in starting chips. Good luck but don’t worry, we know you will do nothing with those chips. If you want to see the maleman in action You will have to go July 30. He can’t join you this Sunday and Monday as he works and actually has a family to spend time with. Bring it the 30th. I’m sure he will make a $100 last longer wager with you if you have received balls.

  34. anonymous said

    July 17, 2015 @ 3:27 pm

    And be a man by putting up the Kibitz effort. If you do challenges the failures should be posted with the winners. Yeah we will laugh but how often do we comment on your yt page? Never. Neither do the other 10 viewers. If you came close like you said you did, I am sure you will get some kudos.

  35. Anonymous said

    July 17, 2015 @ 3:56 pm

    What I am noticing is as soon as Bran fails a challenge it becomes a shitty challenge. Can’t he just admit he struggled and did poorly instead of putting down the establishment? These places wouldn’t be so well known and busy if their food really sucked. Sometimes the eater just sucks.

  36. anonymous said

    July 17, 2015 @ 4:13 pm

    Brunelli failed Jakes challenge also . What do have to say about that? Dont worry youll find some excuse to cover Dave and slam Seiken . Take nothing away from Dave eating ability. As far as you pathetic short shitstein you would fail BOTH challenges with flying colors which is why you wouldn’t dare post a video with that scary horse face and rotted teeth of yours. Ever see him smile . Enough to scare a new born baby ewwww.

  37. Anonymous said

    July 17, 2015 @ 4:48 pm

    Brunelli is a great eater but Jakes is a unique challenge with major difficulty. Guess neither of you got the same hollowed out food as dudzinski, Goldstein, excel and Randy.

  38. anonymous said

    July 17, 2015 @ 5:45 pm

    Tell em 448 exactly what happened

  39. anonymous said

    July 17, 2015 @ 8:02 pm

    Shortstein heres an offer you probably will refuse but worth throwing out there cause its win win for you.. Seiken will cover half the cost of challenge if you dont complete it $25. If you complete it the sandwich is free and you still get $25. Give him your PayPal acct when its over and you got the money thats a promise. Seiken dont welch. However one contingency. Gotta youtube it from beginning to end and no speed up video. Also if gorilla shitstein is there for moral support, he cant be pulling deli meat from the sandwich while the owner turns his back Deal?

  40. anonymous said

    July 17, 2015 @ 10:04 pm

    He wont do it. Some kind of lame excuse that competitive eating is beneath him and he has better things to with his life

  41. WHY WHY WHY said

    July 17, 2015 @ 10:22 pm

    Why would the Shredder want to waste his time doing a challenge hours from his home? To prove what? His compEATing days are over. The other Goldstein already did it in a decent time. You on the other hand failed it as you usually do with bigger capacity challenges. Pull out meat, LMFAO! Only you would think of something so stupid.

    How about you drive over to Swingbellys and do that challenge. The Goldsteins already successfully did it, on video, with no speed up. Then when you fail that be sure to mention how crappy that food is too. That is what you do best.

  42. anonymous said

    July 18, 2015 @ 12:12 am

    Yeah yeah yeah the expected excuse. What does he have to prove hes a retired legend lmao Just shut the fuck up and do the challenge and maybe just maybe the hollowed out dog comments will be a thing of past

  43. Anonymous said

    July 18, 2015 @ 12:15 am

    Geoff is an awesome eater. I can see him hitting major headway into the top ten.

  44. anonymous said

    July 18, 2015 @ 2:53 am

    The Swingbelly and Kibbutz room challenge are practically equal or maybe one of the two having slight advantage over the other. Therefore i find it hard to swallow when Dave Goldstein claims to have barely finished the Swingbelly challenge yet seemed to have put away the Kibbutz room challenge with relative ease. It leads one to believe that Goldstein 2012 Kibbutz sandwich had substancially less meat than the one served to Goya, Seiken and one other unnamed

  45. Anonymous said

    July 18, 2015 @ 10:48 am

    The Swingbelly challenge is hard because it’s bad bbq, and a lot of it.

  46. anonymous said

    July 18, 2015 @ 11:28 am

    do the fuckin challenge for christ sake Your cousin did it? This way you can prove your well deserved Nathans trophies were nothing more than flukes which they were anyway

  47. anonymous said

    July 18, 2015 @ 11:33 am

    Shredders standard excuse is always downplaying anything he cant accomplish as “who needs it” “who cares” especially when Lerman won the bologna title “let him have it” Typical excuses from a chicken shit that tries to cover things up by alluding to a challenge as being beneath him

  48. US Gorilla said

    July 18, 2015 @ 3:16 pm

    Doing a 6 lb sandwich challenge doesn’t come close to the difficulty of the 7 lb BBQ challenge. The swingbellie food wasn’t the tastiest nor easiest to chew. It filled me quick. Add to that the liquids and it was close to 8 lbs. I was standing up at the end because it was ready to explode out the back end. The Kibitz food is excellent quality food like Katz and Carnegie. If you can’t finish the challenge don’t knock it. Deli meat isn’t for everyone .

  49. Anonymous said

    July 19, 2015 @ 9:33 am

    From what I understand the retired eater formerly known as the Shredder will not be doing any 6 pound deli challenges since considering the wisdom of health guru, nutrition expert and motivational speaker – the one and only Dr. Oz Shmoykin.

  50. anonymous said

    July 19, 2015 @ 12:00 pm

    Smart move shredder. Dr Shmoykin will lead you to promised land of nutrition

  51. anonymous said

    July 19, 2015 @ 12:06 pm

    Gorilla, Seiken attempted swingbelly a few yrs before you . Saw pic of record holder furious pete who completed it in 15 min and thoght to himself he could do it in a hour or less. He failed even worse than kibbutz. On contrary kibbutz isnt even close to katz or Carnegie in quality.Try taste test i think youll agree

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