Joey Chestnut defends Smoke’s Poutinerie title
| 1st | 21.25 | Joey “Jaws” Chestnut | |
| 2nd | 18.5 | Max Stanford | |
| 3rd | 15 | Darrien “Cheesecurd” Thomas | |
| 3rd | 15 | Nick Wehry | |
| 5th | 13.875 | Gideon Oji | |
| 6th | 13.75 | Miki Sudo | |
| 7th | 13.375 | Derek Hendrickson | |
| 8th | 13.25 | Radim Dvoracek | |
| 9th | 9.625 | Jacob Williams | |
| 10th | 9.5 | Eric “Badlands” Booker | |
| 11th | 8.5 | John “Step Daddy J” Jugovic | |
| 12th | 8 | Josh “The Goat” Krady | |
| 13th | 6 | Semora Kludy |
Nothing has yet to be posted about today’s poutine eating contest in Toronto other than an Instagram post from Albuquerque Steve reporting that Joey Chestnut has defended his title with a total of 21 pounds in 10 minutes.
anonymous said
September 19, 2026 @ 5:36 pm
this guy is beyond unbelievable. I wonder how often he takes a shit daily? multiple times per day ? Weekly? Monthly? I am fortunate enough to take 3 dumps per day like cleaningbout your hard drive freeing up space