MLE to sanction Australian Slurpee contest
IFOCE.com reports that MLE will sanction a 7-11 Slurpee contest in Australia. Pat Bertoletti and Hall Hunt will make appearances Down Under to promote the contest. (Bertoletti & Hunt also competed in a contest in the Czech Republic in 2008) via Darren Rovell twitter
Benjamin Monson said (Registered October 1, 2009)
March 31, 2010 @ 4:00 pm
This would be an awesome event to participate in. I wish I had know about it sooner as to correlate the event with my current schedule allowing for the travel to Australia and view the contest or even participate.
Check Mate said
March 31, 2010 @ 5:39 pm
Oh my god you have to be kidding. Hall Hunt is going there to “present” eaters to Slurpee master Bertoletti? Why couldn’t the MLE give another dedicated eater with excellent people skills this opportunity of a lifetime? Super Paul Barlow, Beautiful Brian, Steakbellie….these guys are worthy of a flight to Australia.
Just goes to prove the system only works for the chosen few. When will we be reading about CLC & X ‘s recent goodwill trip to feed the hungry in a needy third world country? What about Pete Davekos getting to appear on Leno or Letterman?
Anonymously Annoyed said
March 31, 2010 @ 6:33 pm
Monson…you have to be kidding? “Travel to Australia and view the contest” is ridiculous. If they had wanted you to eat, they would have asked you. Simply because you won a single contest and you post on eatfeats a lot, doesn’t make for you to be worthy of a trip or even considered. Earn your stripes and lower your arrogance a bit. Too bad Juris isn’t around to have a battle of egos.
And please, don’t reply with a ‘if you were tough/manly enough you’d say your real name’ blah blah blah….. What I said still holds true.
Anonymous said
March 31, 2010 @ 6:41 pm
The great Ben Monson should have been selected. He has already beaten the top eater in the world.
Ben WHO! said
March 31, 2010 @ 7:30 pm
The great Ben Monson? Great is someone who provides a history or legend like memory. You won one stickin event. Get real. You will cash in a few events and quit; then go back to bodybuilding where you’ll stick needles in your ass and drop weights on your friggin cranium.
Steakbellie said (Registered August 11, 2006)
March 31, 2010 @ 8:45 pm
I would like to throw my hat in the ring to be considered as an alternate timer if for some reason Mr Hall is unable to fulfill his duties. I actually work really well with those two and offer this video from the Gunniess Slurping Championship sponsored by 7-11 Ireland just last year:
http://www.youtube.com/user/steakbellie?feature=mhw4#p/u/5/fVtGUUdD6dw
Doesnt it seem like there has been ALOT of contests already this year? Isnt there a recession or something? This Australia thing is awesome. I like that the IFOCE has been looking past our borders using the Shea Doctrine to preemptively place contests in countries they feel might be in danger of becoming boring. Good Work and major congrats to Bert and Hall! Thats awesome!!!
( I have a passport.)
Benjamin Monson said (Registered October 1, 2009)
March 31, 2010 @ 10:58 pm
Quote “Monson…you have to be kidding? “Travel to Australia and view the contest†is ridiculous. If they had wanted you to eat, they would have asked you. Simply because you won a single contest and you post on eatfeats a lot, doesn’t make for you to be worthy of a trip or even considered. Earn your stripes and lower your arrogance a bit. Too bad Juris isn’t around to have a battle of egos.
And please, don’t reply with a ‘if you were tough/manly enough you’d say your real name’ blah blah blah….. What I said still holds true”
Your an idiot. I Meant I would pay my own way. It’s amazing how your so apt to misinterpretation what I say. As if every comment I make would be so egocentric. If I said i combed my hair, your damb ass would assume that I meant no one else did, and I was somehow special.
Benjamin Monson said (Registered October 1, 2009)
March 31, 2010 @ 11:01 pm
some of you guys are serious pricks.
Benjamin Monson said (Registered October 1, 2009)
March 31, 2010 @ 11:31 pm
Ben WHO! said
March 31, 2010 @ 7:30 pm
The great Ben Monson? Great is someone who provides a history or legend like memory. You won one stickin event. Get real. You will cash in a few events and quit; then go back to bodybuilding where you’ll stick needles in your ass and drop weights on your friggin cranium.
You got me! I just compete NCAA track and field that is completely drug tested; but I’m so god they just overlook the fact that I do drugs.
anonymous said
April 1, 2010 @ 1:40 am
Check mate if Hall and Pat are going to Australia MLE has equal or better plans for CLC & X . History will tell you it has always been that way
SPBBBBMBBB said
April 1, 2010 @ 7:11 am
I’m happy for Pat and Hall…two great guys, and this should be an unbelievable trip. Too bad MLE didn’t know I have “mad” timekeeping skills. Have fun, dudes, and eat 5,000,000 shrimp on the barbie
SPBBBBMBBB said
April 1, 2010 @ 7:11 am
I’m happy for Pat and Hall…two great guys, and this should be an unbelievable trip. Too bad MLE didn’t know I have “mad” timekeeping skills. Have fun, dudes, and eat 5,000,000 shrimp on the barbie – and have fun with all those Shirleys
SPBBBBMBBB said
April 1, 2010 @ 7:19 am
Wait a second…isn’t this April Fool’s day? I reserve my comments of before until I find out this is real
Anonymous said
April 1, 2010 @ 10:58 am
If this was an April Fool’s joke Helen Haggerty would be going to Australia.
Rhonda Evans said (Registered March 6, 2008)
April 1, 2010 @ 12:49 pm
I’m happy for Pat and Hall too. They’re both excellent eaters and really decent people.
There are two keys to perks with the IFOCE:
1. You had either be the # 1 eater in the US, have recently topped that person, or convince them you’re on your way to the top spot in the near future …
OR …
2. You had better be an eater in the top 10 (or with top 10 potential) with excellent rapport with the brass. And it certainly helps to be able to express yourself intelligently with the media.
I doubt more than a seven or eight people fit within those parameters at any given moment. I see Ben on that list by the end of the summer.
Mega Munch said
April 1, 2010 @ 1:15 pm
Rhonda is right on the mark. So many jealous people out there complain that Joe Schmoe or Jane Doe didn’t get get an invitation to attend this or that event, but you’re right. These invites are based on 50 percent personality, 40 percent eating ability, and 10 percent luck/who you know. If you don’t like the fact that you didn’t get picked, take a look at that formula and improve any or all three areas.
Benjamin Monson said (Registered October 1, 2009)
April 1, 2010 @ 2:38 pm
I apologize for the comments I made yesterday. Whether or not they were warranted is not a precedence of reasoning. I allowed other incidences to precipitate to said event, which is not an excuse or justification for my actions. If you feel ill towards me that is your decision. I only wish you can see me for the person I am, and not this fictitious creation that has been cast about myself. I truly am not so arrogant to think or believe any of the things some have assumed.
Once again I am sorry,
Benjamin Monson
Benjamin Monson said (Registered October 1, 2009)
April 1, 2010 @ 3:14 pm
This is not an April fools joke.
nunonabun2 said (Registered November 10, 2009)
April 3, 2010 @ 9:28 am
Hey Ben the roid rage gets us all. I play I play. People get on this site and enjoy pissing people off. Not everyone of course but there are a few.
Anonymous loser said
April 3, 2010 @ 3:11 pm
It’s Just that the steroids make him look so good. Along with the SSRI’s and the all the other drugs he’s probably taking he can’t control himself. BTW his number is 1-760-382-5633 (fuc-koff)
Benjamin Monson said (Registered October 1, 2009)
April 3, 2010 @ 4:12 pm
WOW! If had any notion that my comments would develop into such a fiasco i would have just kept my mouth shut. It is know apparent to me why none of the top 10 post on here regularly.
nunonabun2 said (Registered November 10, 2009)
April 3, 2010 @ 4:28 pm
Ben you have to see some humor in it though. Next thing you know you will be a wife beating, public masterbating, giving out apples with razors in them to kids.
Benjamin Monson said (Registered October 1, 2009)
April 3, 2010 @ 4:30 pm
Oh I already do all of that; lol. It is quite humorous but sad to the some degree.
Benjamin Monson said (Registered October 1, 2009)
April 3, 2010 @ 4:31 pm
I am a womanizer but who could blame me, I get hit on all the time.
nunonabun2 said (Registered November 10, 2009)
April 3, 2010 @ 4:50 pm
You should do one of those six minute abs videos. Ooo better yet how about five minute abs.
anonymous said
April 3, 2010 @ 10:47 pm
Ben nobdy gives a shit if youre a womanizer or not. I think you are having fun with this blog because you are new to the sport and find this type of attention directed towards you rather interesting. As time goes by you will cease posting on here because like the others such as psco bozo who became accustomed to posting 30 times a day, the comments will become less and less entertaining to you
Anonymous said
April 3, 2010 @ 11:06 pm
How many really good eaters post here?
Anonymous said
April 3, 2010 @ 11:09 pm
Ben, how dare you try to steal Joey Chestnut’s title. There’s only room for ONE womanizer in MLE.
anonymous said
April 4, 2010 @ 1:07 am
The same fuckers get flown out all the time Janus, Conti, Chestnut i could go on and on but whats the point. Poor Stinky Merniki stu birdies, lippers and shimmels of this world will never have the golden opportunities these guys have
anonymous said
April 4, 2010 @ 1:12 am
Usually the has beens post on here. There used to be a boxing chat room on aol around 10 yrs ago and the only ex fighter to post was a washed up middleweight dude named John ICE Scully who fought Mike Nunn 10 yrs prior . Same applies here, has beens or wannabe’s usually post here unless the great eaters choose to remain anonymous which i believe some are
Benjamin Monson said (Registered October 1, 2009)
April 4, 2010 @ 11:28 am
Eric post occasionally. Contrary to your beliefs I am not trying to enthrall anyone for “entertainment” or attention. Obviously you do “give a shit” or you wouldn’t have been so disposed to say anything.
Anonymous said
April 4, 2010 @ 1:48 pm
Ben Monson is the only great eater to take the time out of his bisy day to chew the fat with common people. He is already Hal o Fame material.
Big Sexy said
April 4, 2010 @ 3:06 pm
Hey all, I wanna wish everyone a very Happy Easter. Enjoy the day and eat up!
-Bryan