Strawberry shortcake results thread

Mattituck, NY strawberry shortcake results via ifoce.com & mosesnews

1st Pat Bertoleti 14.5 lbs
2nd Tim Janus 12lbs.
3rd Crazy Legs Conti 9.5 lbs
4th Eric Booker 9.25 lbs

update BeautifulBrian.com has a contest report with near complete results

update #2 A video of Beautiful Brian and Badlands Booker performing “Bonebreaker” is available on youtube

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  1. bigmama said (Registered May 10, 2008)

    June 15, 2008 @ 4:01 pm

    Anthony Bertatelli repeats!!!!

  2. meyer said

    June 15, 2008 @ 4:06 pm

    mosesnews has the results

  3. meyer said

    June 15, 2008 @ 4:22 pm

    pat 141/2
    janus 12lbs
    conti91/2
    booker91/4
    from mosesnews .com

  4. Cameron McKirdy said

    June 15, 2008 @ 4:48 pm

    Nice #’s guys! Way to go Pat!

    Cam

  5. Anonymous said

    June 15, 2008 @ 7:39 pm

    Was Peter Janus there this year?

  6. mike landrich said (Registered July 4, 2007)

    June 15, 2008 @ 8:12 pm

    Good job guys. Pat rules the sweets, but the others’ numbers are also impressive.

  7. Paul Porkslap said (Registered June 16, 2008)

    June 16, 2008 @ 9:29 am

    My Name isn’t Paul M!! I don’t even have an M in my name!

  8. anonymous said

    June 16, 2008 @ 9:52 am

    I believe that there are a few rotten sneaks in the IFOCE. Lowlifes and scumbags if you ask me . They know who they are but don’t have the gutts to come forward and reveal their names. At least i don’t hide behind anonymous name. Drop Dead for all i care

  9. Bronson Fan said

    June 16, 2008 @ 10:11 am

    Great job Pat!!!!

  10. Rhonda Evans said

    June 16, 2008 @ 10:28 am

    I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it again. Except for Koby, Pat is the best pure speed eater out there. Joey needs water to loosen the path to his stomach to out-eat Pat in most foods. Joey needs an additive, the gimmick of water to do his best. Pat is a natural. The food he sees is all he needs.

    Joey, Koby, Tim, and Bob have learned how to excel (that’s an understatement) in food-drinking (for lack of better terms). But Pat Bertoletti is the best of that lot. Yet, because the two contests that solely determine the rankings are food-drinking events, Pat (and Sonya also) will always be ranked below the level of his unaided talent.

  11. Badlands Booker said

    June 16, 2008 @ 10:29 am

    lol!

  12. Sho- nuff (shogun of Harlem) said

    June 16, 2008 @ 10:38 am

    Anonymous 9:52 what in Gods Name are u referring to? U can’t just leave crazy statements like that with out back up… where is ur spine?

  13. The Natural said (Registered October 5, 2006)

    June 16, 2008 @ 2:41 pm

    Sho-nuff? lol thats funny as hell….Whos the master?………..

  14. Sho- nuff (shogun of Harlem) said

    June 16, 2008 @ 4:02 pm

    Remember Leroy Green from the Last Dragon? I know the Natural does. Some of you aother might have missed that 80’s classic.

  15. Anonymous said

    June 16, 2008 @ 4:49 pm

    your glowing?

  16. Bubba Yarbrough said

    June 16, 2008 @ 5:55 pm

    Pat is a freakin’ tank. He’s bullet proof and unstoppable.

  17. Truth Be Told said

    June 16, 2008 @ 6:09 pm

    Chip?

  18. anonymous said

    June 16, 2008 @ 6:29 pm

    the movie wasn’t a classic it was stupid. I saw it . I think vanity was in it . You seem to be in love with that dumb movie using that fake name. It is quite obvious who you are

  19. Sho- nuff (shogun of Harlem) said

    June 16, 2008 @ 8:21 pm

    Nice! who am I?

  20. Badlands Booker said

    June 17, 2008 @ 5:38 am

    “The Last Dragon” Was Awesome!

  21. michael Castellano said

    June 17, 2008 @ 9:13 am

    Badlands and Beautiful tore it up w/ that live performance of BoneBreaker! Great work guys! Loved it!
    Great eating too!

  22. Rhonda Evans said

    June 17, 2008 @ 10:34 am

    Mike you have quickly become my favorite MC. I hope to make it to see you live in the near future. Keep up the great job!

  23. beautifulbrian said

    June 17, 2008 @ 11:40 am

    Mike is the best MC money can buy. He is the man no doubt!

  24. Locust said

    June 17, 2008 @ 12:43 pm

    I’ll second that and so will Carlene! Mike has always done an outstanding job as MC and it is great to see him get the accolades he so richly deserves. By the way, congrats to Hall and Tim – really awesome performances for both of you in your qualifiers as well as everyone else who put up such good numbers in the three events. Also, it’s great to have you back competing, Badlands.

  25. Anonymous said

    June 17, 2008 @ 1:34 pm

    quickly???mike has been kickin ass on stage for five or six years

  26. The Natural said (Registered October 5, 2006)

    June 17, 2008 @ 3:18 pm

    Nice to see Mike finally getting the credit he deserves…Mikes the man!!! Very original, and connects great with the crowds..He understands that people in different parts of the country find different things entertaining, someone in Texas doesnt have the same sense of humor than someone in NYC and makes adjustments accordingly….I love his style!!!!!

  27. The Natural said (Registered October 5, 2006)

    June 17, 2008 @ 3:28 pm

    Oh and the Last Dragon is in my top 10 of all time movies…..It was hot ….I wanted to be that little chinese kid who kicked ass soooo bad….Couldnt get the hair right though, there was no way a lil fat, brown Puerto Rican kid with an afro could look chinese, to fat to be Leroy, to young and ugly for Vanity….Life really sucked back then.

  28. Badlands Booker said

    June 17, 2008 @ 3:53 pm

    Copy & paste Y’all.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=–N1Q8D6dqE&feature=related

  29. anonymous said

    June 17, 2008 @ 4:14 pm

    Booker you sure you not this shogun dude that posts on here?

  30. Badlands Booker said

    June 17, 2008 @ 9:13 pm

    Naw man. I’m just a big fan of “the last dragon” flick. “Badlands Booker” & “Hungry & Focused Apparel” are my aliases.

  31. SPBBBMB said

    June 18, 2008 @ 7:01 am

    For some reason, I loved that singing performance. Wish I still lived on Long Island, this would be a great contest to be in!!…plus, I could go bug Badlands more often, in person!

  32. Michael Castellano said

    June 18, 2008 @ 9:22 am

    Awwwwww shucks….you guys are so nice. Truth is all the MC’s do a great job…I definatly would not be half the CE MC i am today if it wasn’t for Boy George, Awkwafresh, & Dr. Alfred Ryan Nerz… But nice to have the compliments thanks again:-) Hi Rich and Carlene! Haven’t seen yal in too long! O man…miss you guys, chomp some ribs out there in ORegon, I’ll not be there this year…hopefully see you in Reno. If you ever found that missing tooth Locust, I bet you could get more for it that Lerman’s dentures! haha lol.

    Ps Everyone …I’m Sho-nuff , the Shogun of Harlem…not trying to be annonomous…just thought it would be funny to resurect a classic…which it is…a cult classic. “derecta your feasta to Daddy Greens Pizza” hilarious!

  33. Hall "Hoover" Hunt said (Registered July 13, 2006)

    June 18, 2008 @ 10:59 am

    Mike, I have to say that you are an awesome MC. All you guys do a pretty awesome job. After every contest people are not only talking about the sick amount of food eaten, but how hilarious and entertaining the MCs are.
    I can’t wait to see you guys on the 4th. MCs, eater’s, and others included. I know I’ll be hanging out on the boardwalk after the contest. ;o)

  34. beautifulbrian said

    June 18, 2008 @ 11:12 am

    Mike has the talent not only to be a great MC but a great DJ as well. For anyone that subscribes to XM radio there is a guy that hosts a very informative R& B 50’s music show called Harlem on XM ch 5 his name is Matt the Cat He sounds just like Mike but Mike informed me that Mike and Matt are not one and the same.

  35. Rhonda Evans said

    June 18, 2008 @ 11:21 am

    That’s right Mike! (And we say that in hush tones to underscore the gravity of our laudatory comments towards you … 🙂

    You’re the best in my book!

  36. Anonymous said

    June 18, 2008 @ 12:02 pm

    I will never forget when pat was anounced as “Big Cock”. good stuff

  37. Michael Castellano said

    June 18, 2008 @ 1:40 pm

    I remember that…I think we reserved that for the Spring break tour. Big Cock! Where do u think all that food goes…a wooden leg??

  38. Badlands Booker said

    June 18, 2008 @ 7:24 pm

    Mike has been the man for years Y’all! Respect His Gangsta Dawgs! I Remember back in Halloween, 2003 when i was the Black Butterbean, Crazylegs was Willy Wonka, and Mike was Dr. Bigtime, we Rocked MTV’s TRL, and many more since then. ‘Nuff Respect To Mike! All Day!! Sho’ Nuff!

  39. michael Castellano said

    June 18, 2008 @ 10:23 pm

    Halloween Mtv 2.5 lbs of candy(snickers 3musketeers,milky way) in 6 mins. Remember the hostess dressed as Cleopatra? Remember the 2002 Hot Apple Dumpling Eating comp in Sycksville PA? Now that was a while ago! Locals were missing so many teeth , you’d think the Cornut eating comp was the day before! Good to have you back Eric!

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