Geoff Esper wins Mystic Lake ribs

Official results of today’s rib eating contest at the Great Midewest Ribfest at Mystic Lake in Prior Lake, MN (12 minutes,results in pounds)

1st 5.8 Geoffrey Esper undefeated in 2022 except for Nathan’s
2nd 4.2 Joey “Jaws” Chestnut
2nd 4.2 Nick Wehry
4th 3.2 Ethan Teske
5th 3 Michelle “Cardboard Shell” Lesco
6th 1.8 Matthew Raible
7th 0.8 Kevin Shumaker

Comments (19)

19 Comments »

  1. Anonymous said

    July 30, 2022 @ 7:54 pm

    Ethan teske literally beat half the MLE contestants. Just goes to show how bad some of these “professional eaters” really area.

  2. Anonymous said

    July 30, 2022 @ 7:58 pm

    No Ronnie Hartman? Where was heavy D? No chiger either? They’re MLE top ranked eaters!!!

  3. Anonymous said

    July 30, 2022 @ 7:59 pm

    No Scott Watkins? Oh that’s right he only faces amateurs! And only had burger sex with Joel!

  4. Anonymous said

    July 30, 2022 @ 8:07 pm

    Joe and Scott wanted to have rib sex, but there were pros. Everyone knows they only face amateurs.

  5. Anonymous said

    July 31, 2022 @ 3:58 am

    Mr Atkins only does local competitions . He is short on dough .

  6. Anonymous said

    July 31, 2022 @ 4:27 am

    Fetish guy is back!!

  7. Anonymous said

    July 31, 2022 @ 10:23 am

    These numbers seem weird

  8. Anonymous said

    July 31, 2022 @ 11:54 am

    Nick on a par with Joey. Is Joey really failing from his previous abilities? Geoff should be number 1, certainly if Joey retires.

  9. Anonymous said

    July 31, 2022 @ 12:00 pm

    good job Nick! On another note, I hope Joel or Scott never join MLE – it doesn’t make sense for any person not living in the USA to be in MLE unless they are only doing Nathan’s and live outside of north America so they have MLE exemption in their home country… Canada doesn’t have this exemption.
    Y’all need logic.

  10. Anonymous said

    July 31, 2022 @ 4:59 pm

    @8:07 hello pervert

  11. Anonymous said

    July 31, 2022 @ 5:38 pm

    Now make him number 1 MLE!!!!

  12. Anonymous said

    August 1, 2022 @ 10:52 am

    I believe that should mean Geoff is number one, there is no doubt with these number they should keep Joey as number 1 just because he can win Nathan’s. That means the rest of the contest MLE tells the sponsors they are not worth anything, MLE is a joke with 95% of their eaters eat like a regular person at a buffet, 3 plates

  13. Anonymous said

    August 1, 2022 @ 1:45 pm

    Nick is only good in certain contests. He never wins

  14. Anonymous said

    August 2, 2022 @ 8:52 pm

    Canada doesn’t have this exemption because you can fly between Canada and the US quite easily and a flight from Canada to the US is much cheaper then a flight from Australia to the US , Japan to the US , etc .

    There are scattered competitions in Canada nobody really knows so you could get away with a few with nobody really knowing 😉

  15. Anonymous said

    August 5, 2022 @ 12:19 pm

    Not interested

  16. Anonymous said

    August 5, 2022 @ 2:17 pm

    12:19pm: what do you mean? do you go though all the websites in the world commenting not interested until you find one you like?

  17. Anonymous said

    August 5, 2022 @ 5:37 pm

    Speaking of Canada , how did Joey Chesnut do
    Thursday in Regina Saskatchewan ? At the eating
    fundraiser .

  18. Anonymous said

    August 7, 2022 @ 4:06 pm

    Thanks

  19. Anonymous said

    August 12, 2022 @ 6:39 pm

    Not interested was for a comment that was removed not your Canada thing. Sorry for the confusion

RSS feed for comments on this post · TrackBack URI

Leave a Comment

Log in | Register | Comments by users who have not logged in will be held for approval