Knoxville Krystal Entrants List

November 10, 2005 at 1:44 am by ojrifkin · More posts about:Knoxville, Krystal Square Off

IFOCE.com has a full list of the expected competitors in the Knoxville Krystal qualifier Sunday. The ranked members of that roster are Don “Moses” Lerman, Patrick Bertoletti and Kevin Carr. Cookie Jarvis does not appear on the list, so he will not make the finals since Knoxville is the final qualifier. Patrick Bertoletti would probably be favored, but he might be handicapped by competing in the Verizon Voicewing Buffalo wing finals the day before.

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  1. Rich LeFevre said

    November 10, 2005 @ 1:25 pm

    I would like to be there for this contest! Patrick is a great young talent who has put up some terrific numbers this year and Don is a legend in competitive eating history who has done some remarkable things in the past. Don is out to prove that he can still put up big totals and this determination could help him in accomplishing his goal. It’s not a question of age but a question of talent and we will see who has the most this weekend!

  2. donmoseslerman said

    November 10, 2005 @ 4:22 pm

    RICH LeFevre this is DON ”MOSES’ LERMAN ALL I CAN Say IF THE POLYGRIP HOLDS I’LL HAVE A GOOD DAY.DON

  3. Melvin said

    November 11, 2005 @ 2:40 am

    THIS IS DON MOSES LERMAN THIS IS PAT BERTOLETTI. That’s all i hear . Why don’t you morons grow up. How old is Lerman? Do you realize this is childish bullshit. Nothing better to do than recite corny phrases from Ulysees S Grant or General Mcarthur. I dont know if this man is serious or is he just putting us on.

  4. donmoseslerman said

    November 11, 2005 @ 3:45 am

    MELVIN THIS IS DONLERMAN, I’M SERIOUS, IM GOING TO WIN SO BIG THE PUBIC IS GOING TO CHEER ME WITH A FERVER THAT THEY HAVN’T SINCE LINDBERG RETURNED FROM PARIS. DONLERMAN

  5. Mr Negativity said

    November 11, 2005 @ 9:36 am

    Hey Don thats a good one “the PUBIC” LOL LOL LOL LOL

  6. donmoseslerman said

    November 11, 2005 @ 9:55 am

    IT WAS TO READ PUBLIC ,IT WAS 330 INTHE MORNING AND I WAS TYPING WITHOUT MY GLASSES, MY APPAULAGES..DON LERMAN

  7. SuperPaul said

    November 12, 2005 @ 3:54 pm

    I wish I could bee their too watch the pubic in public, BUTT other obligations half interfeared…I’ll sea you all at the finals, applaunding for all u meet maraudars ( as a spectator )…save me the leftovers, and don’t stay up so late…it affects hour spelling and eting!! SOUPERPAWL

  8. beautifulbrian said

    November 13, 2005 @ 9:08 am

    In a last minute surprise entry Pat from Moonachie will compete in Knoxville Krystals. This came as a shock to the already agitated Don Moses Lerman when he saw Philbin at the airport. What a crew for this one. Bertoletti Philbin & Lerman.

  9. Pat From Moonachie said

    November 13, 2005 @ 9:24 pm

    I don’t think so Brian, but there may be some Meatballs in my near future, after all, I DID graduate from “What’s-A-Matta- U”!…hopefully, it will be the first stop on the “Comeback Trail” from my recent “Stinky” performances! 🙂

  10. beautifulbrian said

    November 13, 2005 @ 10:38 pm

    My mistake Pat. Apparantly Lerman must have had a few to many when he got off the plane and he told someone that Pat was competing . Meaning Bertoletti not Philbin. Prepare to eat 6lbs of meatballs to have any chance of finishing in the money considering the star studded cast expected to show in atlantic city. 6lbs is no guarantee either

  11. Hall said

    November 13, 2005 @ 11:58 pm

    You the man Patrick!

  12. Pat From Moonachie said

    November 14, 2005 @ 10:20 am

    No, YOU the man! 😉

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