Off topic thread February 2017
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“Masked Scheduler” on Glutton Bowl
TV by the numbers has a post by the “Masked Scheduler” who claims to have worked at the Fox network and wanted to televise the Glutton Bowl the day after the 2002 Super Bowl:
At FOX our head of reality Mike Darnell delivered to us a two hour special called THE GLUTTEN BOWL. It was a competitive eating extravaganza that had several of us on the floor in hysterics. Even our button-down CFO Del Mayberry couldn’t hide his glee when I showed it to him.
I tried to convince my bosses that if we promote this to tens of millions of drunken viewers in the SUPER BOWL, and aired it the following night, it would be a ratings home run. They preferred to promote ALLY McBEAL and BOSTON PUBLIC. After all we were going to find out that Ally has a daughter. How can America not tune in?
Bob Shoudt wins Wing Bowl 25
9:12 The official top 5
1 Bob Shoudt 409
2 Dave Brunelli, Legends winner
3 US Male
4 Oink Oink
5 Moe Train
5 finalists
5 241 moe
4 251 oink oink
3 292 us male
2 365 brunelli
1 380 bob
oink
us male
dave brunelli
shoudt 409
8:49 The second half is over. Skin & Bones reversed
8:42 The time for the steak challenge was about 3:16, beating the record
8:41 I think this is the top 10
9T Gentleman Jerry
9T Oink Oink
8 Moe Train
7 Love Handles
6 Skin & Bones
5 Ukraine Train
4 sloth
3 Bob Shoudt
2 Dave Brunelli
1 US Male
8:25 Molly Schuyler will attempt the Steak and Main challenge
8:24 Meat Sack won the procession contest with his “Wentz Wagon”
8:09 The first round has ended, Coolio will do the halftime show
8:05 Eggman has been ejected, then proposes to his girlfriend
7:55 The official contest has started
7:49 Molly Schuyler has won the faceoff 95 wings to 91
7:31 The 5 minute contest is over
7:26 The contest between Molly Schuyler and El Wingador has started
7:03 Molly Schuyler has entered on a “Mad Max” theme float. She has an unnamed female competitive eater in her entourage
The official contest roster and odds (Interestingly, Bob Shoudt is not classified as a “legend”)
Philly.com WingBowl liveblog
Phillyvoice.com preview says it is unlikely that Wing Bowl 25 will not be the final one.
Courier Post interview with Bill “El Wingador” Simmons
Competitor articles: Al “Luv Handles” Marnoch | Micahel “Bucks County Gobbler” Warren
PennLive article about cooking the wings